Justin "Bad Pants" Bieber
Money pants, drop-crotch skinnies, denimoveralls—2012 has been a year of really unfortunate pants for Justin Bieber.
While we truly have no explanation for the sartorial selections of this teen heartthrob, we do have this secret theory that the more down-in-the-dumps the Biebs gets over his struggling relationship with Selena, the baggier—and crotchier—his pants become.
Just to prove it to you, we've chronicled his baffling bottoms to date, starting way back at the beginning of 2012—when the Biebs was just your typical 17-year-old lad with "normal" teen saggy-pants problems.
Now, call it the new strand of Bieber Fever or whatever you will, but these ill-fitting styles are so horrid, so repugnant, they might just make you vom. Proceed with caution—you've been warned.
While we truly have no explanation for the sartorial selections of this teen heartthrob, we do have this secret theory that the more down-in-the-dumps the Biebs gets over his struggling relationship with Selena, the baggier—and crotchier—his pants become.
Just to prove it to you, we've chronicled his baffling bottoms to date, starting way back at the beginning of 2012—when the Biebs was just your typical 17-year-old lad with "normal" teen saggy-pants problems.
Now, call it the new strand of Bieber Fever or whatever you will, but these ill-fitting styles are so horrid, so repugnant, they might just make you vom. Proceed with caution—you've been warned.
March 12, 2012
JBiebs visited his then-GF Selena Gomez on the set of Spring Breakers in a pair of camo cargos. At least the baggy bottoms are a somewhat accepted mainstream style—by frat daddies and deer hunters, that is.
Later that night, after reportedly having too much to drink—even though, uh, they both were and still are underage—the couple got into a fight, causing paparazzi to further bombard the teen lovebirds.
Hm... We wonder what the blowout could possibly have been about? (Hint: It rhymes with shmugly shmants.)
Later that night, after reportedly having too much to drink—even though, uh, they both were and still are underage—the couple got into a fight, causing paparazzi to further bombard the teen lovebirds.
Hm... We wonder what the blowout could possibly have been about? (Hint: It rhymes with shmugly shmants.)